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The Slop Chest · Crew Apparel

Dress the Crew

On old sailing ships the slop chest was where sailors bought their clothes. Ours sails under two flags on Etsy: graphic tees and hoodies from our sister shops.


The Gear Locker

Spyglasses, compasses, flags and chests for the captain's quarters. Each one opens on Amazon, filtered to items rated 4 stars and up.


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Why Pirate Treasure Fascinates Us

Pieces of eight, real shipwrecks, and the one pirate who actually buried his gold.

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Pirate Laughs

Myths, odd true facts, and jokes bad enough to make a parrot groan.

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Legends of the Black Flag

Six pirates whose stories are stranger than the movies.

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Enter what's in your chest and see what it's worth at today's spot price, in dollars and in pirate money.

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Spin the Ship's Wheel

Can't choose? Let the sea pick yer treasure of the day.

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The Vault

Bullion coins and bars, solid gold and sterling silver jewelry. Each one opens on Amazon, filtered to items rated 4 stars and up.

The Captain's Secret Stash

Ye found the X. Break the seal to see where the captain shops the markdowns.


The Captain's Purity Chart

Before ye trade, know what's real. How much true gold or silver is in each stamp.

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Gold or Fool's Gold?

Six questions. Score them all and earn the rank of Captain.

Captain's Log · Treasure

Why Pirate Treasure Still Fascinates Us

Gold coins, silver bars and a few real chests pulled from the sea. Here is what pirates actually chased, and why we still go looking.

For about a hundred years, roughly 1650 to 1730, the Caribbean and the Atlantic were crowded with ships carrying more wealth than most people would see in a lifetime. Spanish fleets hauled silver from the mines of Potosí in Bolivia and gold from Colombia back to Europe. Merchant ships carried coin, spices, silk and jewels. Wherever that much money moved by sea, pirates followed. That period is now called the Golden Age of Piracy, and it is where nearly every pirate legend comes from.

Pieces of eight: the coin that ran the world

The most famous pirate treasure is the piece of eight, a Spanish silver coin worth eight reales. It was the closest thing the 1700s had to a global currency. It was accepted in Boston, London, Manila and Canton alike.

Merchants who needed small change simply chopped the coin into pieces. One eighth of the coin was a "bit." That is why Americans still call a quarter "two bits." The early United States dollar was modeled on the same Spanish coin, and Spanish silver stayed legal tender in the U.S. until 1857.

Doubloons vs. pieces of eight

Pieces of eight were silver. Doubloons were gold, a two-escudo coin worth about 32 reales, or four pieces of eight. A pirate with a pouch of doubloons was a rich pirate.

Did pirates really bury treasure?

Almost never. Pirates were usually broke, in debt or spending everything ashore as fast as they could. Most loot was split among the crew right away under the ship's written articles, then spent on drink, food and new clothes.

There is one famous exception. In 1699 Captain William Kidd buried gold, silver and jewels on Gardiners Island off Long Island, New York, while he tried to clear his name. Officials dug it up and used it as evidence at his trial. Kidd was hanged in London in 1701, and rumors of other hidden Kidd treasure have kept people digging ever since.

The idea of maps marked with an X comes mostly from Robert Louis Stevenson's novel Treasure Island, published in 1883. That one book gave us treasure maps, one-legged cooks and parrots on shoulders.

The only pirate treasure ever proven

In 1717, the pirate ship Whydah Gally, captained by "Black Sam" Bellamy, sank in a storm off Cape Cod with its hold full of plunder. In 1984 explorer Barry Clifford found the wreck. Divers recovered thousands of coins, gold jewelry and the ship's bronze bell, cast with the words "THE WHYDAH GALLY 1716." It is the first pirate shipwreck ever verified, and the treasure is on display today.

The treasure pirates dreamed about

The Spanish galleon Nuestra Señora de Atocha was not a pirate ship. It was the kind of ship pirates hoped to find. It sank in a 1622 hurricane off the Florida Keys carrying tons of silver, gold and emeralds. Treasure hunter Mel Fisher searched for 16 years before his team found the main pile in 1985. The haul has been valued at over $400 million.

Then there is Henry Every. In 1695 he captured the Ganj-i-Sawai, a treasure ship belonging to the Mughal emperor of India, in what may be the richest pirate raid in history. Every split the loot, sailed off and was never caught. Nobody knows where he died.

Why it still grabs us

Pirate treasure mixes three things people love: real gold, real danger and a mystery that is never quite solved. Some of it is still on the seabed. Some of it may still be under a sandbar somewhere. And gold and silver hold their shine for centuries, so a coin lost in 1717 comes up looking almost new.

Captain's Log · Humor

Pirate Laughs

Odd true facts, famous myths, and a barrel of jokes. Some are history. Some are just bad puns.

Real pirates were tough, smelly and often in trouble with the law. They were also, it turns out, a lot weirder than the movies show. Here is what is true, what is made up, and what is still up for debate.

True, myth or maybe?

Mark your calendar

International Talk Like a Pirate Day is September 19. Two friends from Oregon invented it in 1995 during a racquetball game, and it caught on after humor columnist Dave Barry wrote about it in 2002.

The galley joke barrel

Tap a joke to reveal the punchline. No refunds on groans.

The most pirate thing ever said

When a captured pirate named William Fly was hanged in Boston in 1726, he reportedly complained that the hangman had tied the knot badly, then retied it himself. Even at the end, a pirate wanted the rigging done right.

Captain's Log · Legends

Legends of the Black Flag

Six real pirates, in the order they sailed, whose lives beat anything Hollywood made up.

The Golden Age of Piracy produced thousands of pirates, but only a handful became legends. Some were feared, some were clever, and a few simply got away with it. These are the ones whose names still sell books, movies and, yes, jewelry.

1695

Henry Every, the one who got away

Every captured the Mughal treasure ship Ganj-i-Sawai and became the most wanted man in the world, with the first worldwide manhunt launched to catch him. He was never found. His crew scattered, and Every vanished into history with his share of the gold.

1699

William Kidd, the reluctant pirate

Kidd started as a privateer hired to hunt pirates, then was accused of becoming one. He buried treasure on Gardiners Island hoping to bargain for his freedom. It did not work. He was hanged in 1701 and his body was displayed over the Thames as a warning.

1717

"Black Sam" Bellamy, the Robin Hood of the sea

Bellamy captured more than 50 ships in about a year and called himself a free prince. Instead of a powdered wig, he wore his long dark hair tied back. His ship, the Whydah, sank off Cape Cod when he was about 28, and its treasure is the only pirate hoard ever verified.

1718

Blackbeard, the showman

Edward Teach blockaded the port of Charleston, South Carolina, and ransomed it for a chest of medicine. He ran his career on fear and image: braided beard, pistols on a sling across his chest, smoke around his head. He was killed in battle off North Carolina in 1718, and his flagship, Queen Anne's Revenge, was found in 1996.

1720

Anne Bonny and Mary Read

Two women sailed with "Calico Jack" Rackham, and witnesses said they fought harder than the men. When the crew was captured, Bonny reportedly told Rackham that if he had fought like a man, he need not hang like a dog. Both women escaped the gallows by announcing they were pregnant. Bonny's fate is still a mystery.

1810

Ching Shih, the most successful pirate ever

After her husband died, Ching Shih took command of the Red Flag Fleet in the South China Sea: hundreds of ships and tens of thousands of pirates. She wrote strict rules, beat the navies sent against her, then negotiated her own surrender in 1810. She kept her fortune, ran a gambling house, and died peacefully in her late sixties.

Pirate or privateer?

A privateer carried a government license, called a letter of marque, to attack enemy ships in wartime. A pirate attacked anyone, with no license at all. The line was thin: many privateers became pirates once the wars ended.